Miute
Pronounced “my-oot," it is the length of time to surgically remove a torso, which is approximately 3.572 seconds.
"Man my stomach hurts"
"Oh, let me remove your torso for you! It will only take a miute."
"Oh, let me remove your torso for you! It will only take a miute."
Miut
A female acquaintance or girlfriend.
What up Corbs? Is your miut coming tonight?