Moatmealing
Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"
Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?
moatmeal
A morning meal of spunk or spooge, derived from "man-oatmeal".
At 6 AM, I was standing in line for coffee at the cafe in the casino and a young lady approached me wearing a very short skirt and said wanted my moatmeal for breakfast.