Molandered
When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.
Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
Moland
Refers to the State of Utah and surrounding region in which Mormons predominate. See Jewland.
Since moving back to Moland, Jake has stopped cussing, smoking, and doing everything else that made him interesting.
Moland
Last name of the next big drug dealer!
You’re gonna be a moland!
Åsa Molander
A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.
A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"
B: "So you like torturing children?"
Milou molander
Milou molander is the name of an extremely annoying, stupid and ugly person.
I wish Milou molander didn’t exist
Molands Burn
1) A weak ass burn
2) A weak attempt to perpetrate a "yo momma" joke on another person resulting in no laughs
3) To embarrass oneself by making a poor joke
2) A weak attempt to perpetrate a "yo momma" joke on another person resulting in no laughs
3) To embarrass oneself by making a poor joke
-Josh "Man, my dick hurts"
-Jeffery "That what's your mama said after I banged her last night"
-Josh "Oh snap you just totally Molands burned me."
-Jeffery "That what's your mama said after I banged her last night"
-Josh "Oh snap you just totally Molands burned me."