molp
A very large joint, smoked only for a personal.
I'm going to saw some wood and smoke this molp.
molped
Getting pranked so hard your genitalia explodes killing you painfully.
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molping
Mashup of moping and Molly. Occurs when females named Molly induce sadness amongst their friends(s).
Dude 1: Yo man, I haven't heard two words out of Sparrow all week.
Dude 2: Yeah, ever since Molly left him for Bob in accounting, he hasn't been worth a shit.
Dude 1: He's gotta quit molping around man - pathetic!
Dude 2: Yeah, ever since Molly left him for Bob in accounting, he hasn't been worth a shit.
Dude 1: He's gotta quit molping around man - pathetic!
Molp
When you poo and pee at the same time
This is a rare occurrence for many
This is a rare occurrence for many
I managed to molp for the first time in 2 years last night