monkey's fist

1.a knot that is used at sea. it is generally a stop knot, but is not very efficient. it is more recreational/decorational than useful.
2. a small group of friends in Chico CA, who hang all the time and smoke garcia y vega cigars. by technicality, a gang, but not one that is involved in drive by shooting.

1. man, i still gotta learn to tie a monkey's fist
2. i chill with the fella's from monkey's fist all the time

Monkey Fist

When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.

Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.

Monkey Fist

Hammering, throwing, kicking, or otherwise abusing equipment due to a complete and blatant ignorance on how to repair it. The monkey fister is most often seen pounding on his keyboard when it is in fact his computer that is malfunctioning or, slamming his cellphone against the wall when he's in the boonies and can't get service.

I don't need another schmuck in my machine monkey fisting the works. I brought my last computer to that kid off craigslist just to get the email working and now I need a new motherboard. . .

Monkey Fist

To take your balled up fist and shove into a woman's vagina wrist deep. Once fully inserted you splay your fingers open and it causes her to squeal like a chimpanzee being eaten by a lion in the African bush.

Troy said he monkey fisted that chick so deep that he thought she was a primate.

monkey fisted

Act of being shafted, ripped off, screwed over.

I got $10 for a days work, I've been monkey fisted.

Monkey Fist

A term used to describe certain people with monkey-like features. Large ears, hairy arms and or knuckles, a vagin that hang like sleeve of wizard are all signs of a monkey fist. Often times they will also have short hair (if a female monkey fist), and they will also have a chronic armpit scratching disorder or CASD.

"I can't believe that Cory hangs out with John..."
"Yeah, but his sister hangs out with Monkey Fist, so that's even worse."

monkey fist

Plainly put: A raging erection. An erection at the point when the penis cannot become any more erect.

I woke up this morning with a huge monkey fist. I could hardly get out of bed.

俚语	monkey's fist
释义	monkey's fist 1.a knot that is used at sea. it is generally a stop knot, but is not very efficient. it is more recreational/decorational than useful. 2. a small group of friends in Chico CA, who hang all the time and smoke garcia y vega cigars. by technicality, a gang, but not one that is involved in drive by shooting. 1. man, i still gotta learn to tie a monkey's fist 2. i chill with the fella's from monkey's fist all the time Monkey Fist When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner. Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend? John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her. Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky. Monkey Fist Hammering, throwing, kicking, or otherwise abusing equipment due to a complete and blatant ignorance on how to repair it. The monkey fister is most often seen pounding on his keyboard when it is in fact his computer that is malfunctioning or, slamming his cellphone against the wall when he's in the boonies and can't get service. I don't need another schmuck in my machine monkey fisting the works. I brought my last computer to that kid off craigslist just to get the email working and now I need a new motherboard. . . Monkey Fist To take your balled up fist and shove into a woman's vagina wrist deep. Once fully inserted you splay your fingers open and it causes her to squeal like a chimpanzee being eaten by a lion in the African bush. Troy said he monkey fisted that chick so deep that he thought she was a primate. monkey fisted Act of being shafted, ripped off, screwed over. I got $10 for a days work, I've been monkey fisted. Monkey Fist A term used to describe certain people with monkey-like features. Large ears, hairy arms and or knuckles, a vagin that hang like sleeve of wizard are all signs of a monkey fist. Often times they will also have short hair (if a female monkey fist), and they will also have a chronic armpit scratching disorder or CASD. "I can't believe that Cory hangs out with John..." "Yeah, but his sister hangs out with Monkey Fist, so that's even worse." monkey fist Plainly put: A raging erection. An erection at the point when the penis cannot become any more erect. I woke up this morning with a huge monkey fist. I could hardly get out of bed.
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