Montana Muzzle loader
The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.
dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?
Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!
Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!