moose crackers
A term used to express extreme anger and distress in a situation where you cannot use common swear words. I use it often around the house.
child: Moose crackers! I stubbed my toe!
Mother: as long as he didn't swear...
Mother: as long as he didn't swear...
moose cracker
an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong
Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off