Loosey Moosey
A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.
Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?
Moosey loosey
Lame brain and flat brat
Hi moosey loosey