Mormonity
the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult
Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!
Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.
Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.
Mormonics
A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.
Mormon
someone who likes sherbet in Sprite
If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"
Mormonization
The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
Mormon
The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.
Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?
Me: I'm 14!
Me: I'm 14!
Mormons
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
Mormon
A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.
"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"
"Well, I'm a Mormon"
"Okay... bye!"
"Works every time!"