Mr. Happy

Yet another term for dick (Penis)

An erect, happy penis belonging to only one man in the whole world. Perfect partner for Mrs. Cosy, in which he fits snuggly and (as the name would suggest) cosily.

oxymoron- He is far from happy and feels no one else should be either. Also, never communicates with anyone what he's unhappy about, leaving all bewildered as to "what he's on about"

Speculations arise as to the general and specific sexual satisfaction of Mr. Happy, but again, due to poor communication, who knows.

A Figure of Speech; when the "bitch" of your group of friends decides to do something bold and unexpected of them, you can simply remind them that Mr. Happy won't be pleased.

Mr. Happy can be any form of a terrifying creature, but in this case, he is a serpent lodged deep inside a seemingly nice womans vagina. When that woman becomes enraged or disgruntled, she sends Mr. Happy to do her dirty work.

Forms of attack include severe pestering, extreme discomfort, headaches, the ability to put one in a bad mood, extreme hair growth on thighs, shoulders, and face, and on occasion; death.

A penis the morning after having sexual intercourse.

Everyone's favorite psycho! He shoots blue rockets and colored bricks, and he goes "happy" when he kills somebody, and he goes "oo" when he gets hurt!

also spelt as Mr. Happy
other than the charachter of happiness in the illustrated children's book series called Mr Happy.
Mr Happy means penis