Mr. Tot
A very handsome man. He's a little gay, but that's okay! Gay people are just like you and me. Sometimes he likes to put his ears back and look like a princess. He's also a dachshund.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Oh that? That's my dog. His name is Mr. Tot."
Person 2: "Oh that? That's my dog. His name is Mr. Tot."