Muddler
A hot fudge-like shit mess quickly followed and mixed with a sandy peanut buttered shit.
Gregg: Damnit....that weird New York food I ate is ready to be born again. I think I feel a muddler coming! Fuuuuuuuuck!!
Muddler
Someone who is into ass play (takes or gives).
That girl is so fine and she's a muddler.
Muddler Fucker
A person who wile preparing a libation that requires muddling; muddles in an overkill fashion, to the point where "bits" from every sip end up in your mouth.
Wow, Alice really smashed the mint in my mojito to smithereens. What a muddler fucker!
throat muddler
a well endowed male who bruises tonsils with his cock, the way a bartender would muddle ingredients into a drink
Wow, look at the package on BigPasta! I bet he is a real throat muddler.
tonsil muddler
A well-endowed boy's dick, which he uses to mash tonsils the same way a bartender muddles a cocktail.
Cameron made his girlfriend gag on his tonsil muddler before rewarding her with some throat cream.
French Muddler
The dirtiest, filthiest, most sexually repulsive act. It varies with each definition, all the constant response should be "don't be filthy". It can be described as a simple ATM or a Brown ATM with JAM, it could be any variation of a dirty sanchez, a dirty bucharian, a cleaveland steamer. But generally the worst thing one can think of.
Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.