MUMF
MUMF
(n.) abbreviation
Mean Ugly Mother Fucker. Usually referring to a gentleman of large physique, generally over 6ft with a Viking/biker like appearance, often astride a motorcycle.
When no riding like a twat can often found in biker bars, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and leading a life of debauchery and mayhem.
(n.) abbreviation
Mean Ugly Mother Fucker. Usually referring to a gentleman of large physique, generally over 6ft with a Viking/biker like appearance, often astride a motorcycle.
When no riding like a twat can often found in biker bars, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and leading a life of debauchery and mayhem.
In conversation
"Who's that big chap over there, hitting people?"
"Oh, it's a MUMF, best not to fuck with him"
"Who's that big chap over there, hitting people?"
"Oh, it's a MUMF, best not to fuck with him"
mumfing
When two mothers perform oral sex on each orher
I caught my mates maws mumfing at a party
mumf
(n) a fat vagina. usually used to describe a visible fat vagina through overly tight clothing on women.
ew, that girls mumf is sticking out.
mumf
verb
to mumf
the activity of sniffing ladies bicycle saddles
Royal Navy slang.
to mumf
the activity of sniffing ladies bicycle saddles
Royal Navy slang.
Q. "What's your hobby?"
A. "Mumfing"
A. "Mumfing"
mumf
(n.) abbreviation
Messed Up Mother Fucker
Messed Up Mother Fucker
You did what?! You're such a mumf .
mumf
Function: Adj.
Inflected forms: mumfed,mumfing
Definition:
a. To screw something up beyond all hope of recovery or repair
b. An attempt to undo a clumsy action or poor decision that actually results in a more catastrophic result than if the original action or decision had been allowed to proceed.
Inflected forms: mumfed,mumfing
Definition:
a. To screw something up beyond all hope of recovery or repair
b. An attempt to undo a clumsy action or poor decision that actually results in a more catastrophic result than if the original action or decision had been allowed to proceed.
A.
Bob: "Did you see me spin out on turn 3"
Dave: "Yeah, you totally mumfed it"
B.
As the coffee cup fell towards the ground he lunged forward to catch it and accidently kicked it through the glass window.
Bob: "Did you see me spin out on turn 3"
Dave: "Yeah, you totally mumfed it"
B.
As the coffee cup fell towards the ground he lunged forward to catch it and accidently kicked it through the glass window.
mumf
massive ugly monster fanny
a fat possibly smelly vagina
a fat possibly smelly vagina
I bet she’s got a mumf