Murder Toilet™
A shitty vehicle, preferably a 1998 F150 with over 225K miles, with flat black rims, badges, trim, etc, tinted windows, head lights, and tail lights. Plasti-dip serves as the basis for the flat coating.
We could take the Murder Toilet™ to the bar but I'll have to take the car seats out first.
murdering the toilet
When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.
Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
murdering the toilet
When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.
Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.