mustard smack cam
a prank involving an action on urinating on a person R. Kelly style and smacking them in the face with bleach powder
Guy 1: "Dude wouldn't it be funny if I were to pee on this person while he's asleep?"
Guy 2: "WAIT BRO. I got an idea."
*Guy 2 takes gloves and places a handful of bleach powder on his hand*
*Guy 1 starts recording with his phone and pauses before he questions as he's rolling the clip*
Guy 1: "Wait hold on... doesn't that make mustard gas?"
Guy 2: "...mustard smack cam."
Guy 2: "WAIT BRO. I got an idea."
*Guy 2 takes gloves and places a handful of bleach powder on his hand*
*Guy 1 starts recording with his phone and pauses before he questions as he's rolling the clip*
Guy 1: "Wait hold on... doesn't that make mustard gas?"
Guy 2: "...mustard smack cam."