mustouche
A mustache belonging to a douche. e.g. A coffee shop guitar player, or if Justin Bieber could grow facial hair.
Example usage:
"Wow that guy must work out a lot to be able to grow that mustache, sike, what a mustouche on that douche."
"Wow that guy must work out a lot to be able to grow that mustache, sike, what a mustouche on that douche."