my ass is smelly
when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass
Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly