My Moody
A male friend chosen by fellow men to accompany them to bars to attract the attention of women who would not normally pay attention to them. In reference to David Duchovny's roll as Hank Moody in Showtime's Californication where he has countless attractive women flirting with him.
Dave: "Why do you always bring Steve to these things, he doesn't even speak half the time."
John: "What do you expect, he's my Moody."
John: "What do you expect, he's my Moody."