Naoise Styles
The grandaddy of vaginacology, dubbed as such for his invention of the vagina in 1998. Prior to this ground breaking invention, women's nether regions were as smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. Bit of a wook too.
George: Did you hear about Naoise Styles?
Me: What The Grandaddy of Vaginacology?
George: Yeah, I heard he looks a bit like Aragorn.
Me: What The Grandaddy of Vaginacology?
George: Yeah, I heard he looks a bit like Aragorn.