neptune's kiss

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

neptunes kiss

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit

Neptun's Kiss

The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.

"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
"Neptun's Kiss, man."
"So what?"
"The water's effin' freezin', man!"

Neptune's Kiss

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop

*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss

Neptune's kiss

When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack

Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss

Neptune's kiss

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye

"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"

俚语	neptunes kiss
释义	neptune's kiss The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool. (from cubicle): "Aaaaaah" (from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?" (from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek." neptunes kiss the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit Neptun's Kiss The same as backsplash. Hugely annoying. Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper. "Aieeeh!" "Whut?" "Neptun's Kiss, man." "So what?" "The water's effin' freezin', man!" Neptune's Kiss when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop pooping aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss Neptune's kiss When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss Neptune's kiss A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye "took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"
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