Netflix pants
Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.
Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
Netflix and Pants Off
When two people come together to watch Netflix, but also take their pants off.
Guy: Hey, you wanna come over and watch some Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can do Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay
Girl: Sure, but only if we can do Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay
Netflix and Pants Off
When two people come together to watch Netflix, but then take their pants off.
Guy: You wanna come over and watch Netflix?
Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay
Girl: Sure, but only if we can Netflix and Pants Off
Guy: Okay