Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

neo-net-surfing-zombie

People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.

Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.

俚语	net zombie
释义	Net Zombie 1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit. 2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition) Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!" Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours? Steve: ...Yeah why? Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie. neo-net-surfing-zombie People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous. Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.
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