Baby-Refunder
Noun. A person who claims they would give up their baby for another child they find absolutely perfect.
Example 1: "Kendra is such a baby-refunder. Every time she sees little Freddie she says she would refund Jack to pay for Freddie."
Example 2: Julia was such a baby refunder, always saying she wishes her little boy was more like her neighbors kid.
Example 2: Julia was such a baby refunder, always saying she wishes her little boy was more like her neighbors kid.