No Dick Bostwick
When you've been searching your entire life for dat dicky but it's nowhere to be found. Your gf breaks up with you and marries a piglet, so you drink warm New Amsterdam and pretend to whack it to Guy Fieri and listen to Nickelback.
Damn bro, my ex married a pig. It's cuz I'm a No Dick Bostwick and rub my nub to Diners, Drive-ins & Dives.