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None Of My Business
Stop telling me about your problems. Nombi, nombi.
Nombie
A noun used to describe a human who is so hungry they are reduced to an aggravated, zombie-like state.
Mephostophiles: I'm so hungry I could punch you in the face.
Belzebub: Wow. Whatever, nombie.
Mr. Bigglesworth: Go eat some food, nombie.
Belzebub: Wow. Whatever, nombie.
Mr. Bigglesworth: Go eat some food, nombie.
Nombie
A person, who due to extreme hunger, has been reduced to a zombie-like state. Those attempting the Atkins diet are highly susceptible as their intake of carbohydrates is extremely limited. They can often be heard moaning for grains.
Thing One: Hey buddy, how's that Atkins diet treating you?
Thing Two: GRAAAAAAAINS....
Samuel L Jackson: I'm so hungry that I could DEMOLISH a Denny's right now...
Keanu Reeves: Whoa... a nombie.
Thing Two: GRAAAAAAAINS....
Samuel L Jackson: I'm so hungry that I could DEMOLISH a Denny's right now...
Keanu Reeves: Whoa... a nombie.
NOMbie
Any member of the anti-gay National Organization for Marriage, or NOM; commonly used to describe anti-gay marriage trolls who may or may not be members of NOM, but who infiltrate pro-equality message boards and blogs in order to propagate NOM talking points.
"Geez, the NOMbies have really taken over Queerty's comments section today!"
Nombies
Nombies are a sub-type of traditional zombies that are wholly dedicated to nomming on your tasty innards (and outtards). They aren't content to simply kill you or eat your brain: any part of you that can be eaten will suffice. Generally they are tougher than normal zombies and will often eat their weaker brethren.
Most zoombies are this.
Most zoombies are this.
Zombie: "Braaaaaiins..."
Nombie: "Rwalaahhahafggh...<nom nom nom>"
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You: "Oh my GOD there are zombies everywhere!"
Your friend: "Zombies or nombies? Nombies are the ones eating the other ones."
You: "I dunno, um, nombies? How fucked am I?"
Your ex-friend: "Oh yeah, you're real fucked."
Nombie: "Rwalaahhahafggh...<nom nom nom>"
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You: "Oh my GOD there are zombies everywhere!"
Your friend: "Zombies or nombies? Nombies are the ones eating the other ones."
You: "I dunno, um, nombies? How fucked am I?"
Your ex-friend: "Oh yeah, you're real fucked."
Nombie
A Zombie after you have hit him as hard as you can on the side of his head with a baseball bat.
The Zombie was fast approaching me, so I grabbed my Louisville Slugger and nailed him on the side of his head, Babe Ruth style. That former Zombie is now a Nombie!
Nombie
Derived from "Nombie", ie, a zombie who has his head whacked really hard ...
... a "Nombie" is a person who is very tired, inactive, depressed, passive, apathetic, or bored.