Noncilic
Adjective used to describe a person who is displaying behaviour befitting of a nonce or pedophile
Eddy is spending a lot of time with the children today, he is displaying noncilic behaviour.
noncilitis
When you get a bad throat after sucking off too many young boys
Sorry boss, Simon can't come into work today.
He's got a bad case of noncilitis.
He's got a bad case of noncilitis.