Noodlelash
A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)
Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.
Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.
Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.