Noodle Monster
Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.
That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!
Nicky Noodle Monster
A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.
The cops found the wanted Nicky Noodle Monster at the elementary ballet recital.