Oak Park & River Forest High School

1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.

2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.

3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.

Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.

a public high school in oak park, west of chicago. more then half the kids smoke hella weed and party, the other half are from river forest, and are good church-going, rule abiding citizens. kids there love pot. and so do some teachers. Sometimes known as "Smoke Park" and "Reefer Forest"

It’s one of those places you love and hate at the same time. Majority of people there do drugs(smoke weed usually) and the other portion fucking hates drugs. The parties are usually kick backs but you do get the occasional banger(really depends on your friend group). Every year this school get crazier! Watch your back for backstabbing hoe friends and douchebags. Also half the people there will say they’re from Chicago... bitch no you ain’t