9 characteristics of sex

1. Must provide pleasure
2. Must have potential for disease
3. Must secrete fluids

4. Must be good enough to make you sweat
5. The one with the other inside has to do all the work
6. The one with the outside reproductive organ must be in charge
7. The larger one of the species must be on the bottom
8. Out side reproductive organ holder has the right to hit
9. In the bum is illigal teritory ( Enter at your own Risk)