Bacon Lady
A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.
My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?
Bacon Lady
A female police officer. Sometimes known as a RoboBitch.
Don't ever call a bacon lady by that name within her hearing distance or you may be introduced to her pepper spray.
Lady Bacon
The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.
I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.