badgering the witness
A lesser-known euphemism for masturbation.
Quentin, would you please stop badgering the witness? We have work to do!
badgering the witness
to masturbate, the violent manipulation or aggressive stroking of ones genitals
I couldn't get it up for Mary because I was badgering the witness all afternoon.
Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.
Susan caught her brother badgering the witness while watching Full House.
Badger the Witness
v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation
1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.