my meat
A dickpenis
Boy- come suck "my meat"
Girl- i aint rachet
Boy- come on. U know i care about you
Girl- you do, ok
Girl- i aint rachet
Boy- come on. U know i care about you
Girl- you do, ok
beat my meat
To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken
"what you doin?"
"Beatin my meat"
"Beatin my meat"
yeet my meat
when u aint finne beat it so u yeet it
Im gonna yeet my meat tonight
Beat my meat
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Beat my Meat
Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.
"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"
"Ahh not again!"
"Ahh not again!"
Beating my meat
This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.
*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*
Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
Yeet my meat
The action or discrption of “yeeting” ones “meat”. Performed by first or third person, it is when ones phallic member is treated in a concussive way that may cause physical damage. You can yeet your own meat or have your meat yeeted by a third party participant. This action can be performed for sexual reason or for the purpose of causing physical damage.
Why were you in the hospital bro?
Oh, my girlfriend yeet my meat after I cheated on her
Oh, my girlfriend yeet my meat after I cheated on her