wande
A person that is very responsible. He has luck with money and people. A wande flows well with both sex and has a good sense of humour. He plays too much. When he likes a girl, he likes her a lot.
See that dude over there? He's such a wande!
wanded
To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.
Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.
Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
wand
A guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metrosexual.
Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.
Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!
Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!
wand
the male reproductive organs; penis
Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.
Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.
Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*
Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!
Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!
wand
A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.
This show sucks, toss me the wand.
Wands
Like cankles, but with Wrists and Hands.
"Woah... look at her big ol' fat hands... they're wands if I've ever seen then!"
Wand
Among other things, a wand is another name for a lacrosse stick, primarily men's laxin sticks but used by some females.
grab your wand and lets throw braw!