Oogwayed

When rolling a joint and suddenly the wind blows the weed away.
The term Oogwayed is used from kung fu panda where Oogway sadly passes through the wind.

The definiton of love, oogway is the old turle from Kung Fu Panda. Oogway is the past, the present and the furute.

Oogway is a wise and powerful turtle. Oogway wishes he was in the ninja turtle. But he was 120 years older.

Oogway is a wise and powerful turtle. He wishes he were one of the ninja turtles. But Oogway is 120 years older.

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.

The highest of beings that made no accidents.