Orthodox
Original Church, as established by the apostles of Jesus. Eventually broken by the Western schism, also known as the Great Schism.
Rejects the papacy, while holding to Apostolic Tradition.
Rejects the papacy, while holding to Apostolic Tradition.
He is Orthodox.
He is a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church.
He is a member of the Eastern Orthodox Church.
Orthodox
The more peaceful and less aggressive branch of Christianity.
Most people, when they hear of Christianity, think mostly of the Roman Catholic branch. This branch led the crusades, forced people to convert, and created a world wide genocide, so to speak. Us Orthodox, had absolutely no say in this.
Orthodox
Orthodox Christianity begins with the first Pentecost in Jerusalem and the spreading of the Holy Spirit on Christ's small circle of disciples. It is then that the Orthodox Church was born, today the second largest organized body of Christians in the world. The legal recognition of Christianity was by the Emperor Constantine at the beginning of the fourth century (312AD) and its recognition as the official religion of the Byzantium empire by the end, under Theodosius (392AD).
The Eastern Orthodox Faith has over 500,000,000 followers worldwide.
Orthodoxou
N. A pre-op-transexual Greek midget that is conflicted over his love for goats and other barnyard animals. Also one who suffers from career delusions; and is most clearly suited to the fine art of male nursing. Or hair waxing.
V. To masturbate excessively using both hands... and power tools, often in the presence of goats or other barnyard animals in their native environment.
Adj. Excessively neat and tidy, to the point of utter insanity. Also, the colour Mauve.
V. To masturbate excessively using both hands... and power tools, often in the presence of goats or other barnyard animals in their native environment.
Adj. Excessively neat and tidy, to the point of utter insanity. Also, the colour Mauve.
N. Dude, look out, I see an Orthodoxou incoming. Watch your backside!
V. Dude, what the hell is wrong with you, don't Orthodoxou out on me!
Adj. This is the most totally Orthodoxou pad I've ever seen! It's actually a bit disturbing. Hey, what the heck is that goat doing here???
V. Dude, what the hell is wrong with you, don't Orthodoxou out on me!
Adj. This is the most totally Orthodoxou pad I've ever seen! It's actually a bit disturbing. Hey, what the heck is that goat doing here???
Orthodox Celts
An awesome band from Serbia which plays Irish music. Their frontman is called Aca Celtic (Aca is pronounced "Azza", like "pizza" with an A instead of PI) and he rocks. Most of their songs are in English, and they make their own songs (like "Far Away") as well as playing old Irish ones (like "Rocky Road to Dublin").
Aca Celtic was once bullied by one of his teachers in high school and then came back with his crew and dumped the bastard in a garbage container.
Orthodox Celts usually make a New Year concert every year in Serbia.
Orthodox Celts usually make a New Year concert every year in Serbia.
Orthodox Hammering
Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.
I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
Chrisland Orthodox
A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.