panic butter
extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.
also good on toast.
also good on toast.
Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!
Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!
(hurls panic butter, then exit)
Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!
(stands around confused until arrested)
Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!
(hurls panic butter, then exit)
Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!
(stands around confused until arrested)
Peanut Butter Panic
The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after you pull it out of a person's ass after anal sex.
Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?
Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.
Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.
Peanut Butter Panic
The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic