bag-slapper
Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path
"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"
dutch bag slapper
This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.
As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper
dutch bag slapper
bag slapper
1)One who slaps his bag at work. 2)AKA:Ray Klapper
Bag slapper really knows how to fuck off at work.