Pants Clowned
To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.
Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...
Clown Pants Fat
Having a disproportionately fat ass, thighs, and upper pussy area to the point of being comical, resembling clown pants; extremely bottom-heavy; having enough fat to fill a pair of clown pants.
Guy 1: I heard Steve's new girl is pretty thick. Would you hit it?
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.
Guy 2: Nah, man. She's clown pants fat. I couldn't fit it in if I tried! And that's assuming I don't throw up first.
Clown Pants
To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.
Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!
clown pants
When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.
Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"