Pants Sandwich
When your head gets stuck between a man's balls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.
Hey, did you hear about bob? Some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he's been eatin' plenty to keep him alive. It seems they want a gay marriage.
O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!
O_O I think I'll just keep walking now, thank you!