party lettuce
the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying
Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.
Bro: It's called party lettuce.
Lettuce Party
Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice
We’re arriving at the Lettuce Party