Passionfruit
A very good looking girl she is a fruit and the man is passionate about her
She my passionfruit.
Passionfruit
One of the many ceremonies at CTY sites (if you don't know what I mean, look up CTY on Urban Dictionary or Wiki, or both) consisting of the loss of 'virginity' for first-timers (also called 'sperms' and 'squirrels'.) Mine consisted of stuffing five marshmellows into my mouth and reciting 'Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear' in all its childish glory.
"Hey dude, you going to Passionfruit this Sunday?"
"Yeah, can't wait!"
"Yeah, can't wait!"
Passionfruit
A mouldy, seeping vagina that resembles a Passionfruit, leaking with puss
'Hey doctor, take a look at this woman's steaming Passionfruit'
Passionfruit Suction
When you're joking about something and it sounds like a sex joke, but is totally irrelevant to sex. And is merely about almost choking on a passionfruit in a pornstar martini
"Hey, can't wait to get home and give you a passionfruit suction"
"Really?!"
"....no"
"Really?!"
"....no"
passionfruit crumble
A way to describe something hard or dry. Often given as an example to Martin's cooking during a bake off
'My mouth is as dry as a passionfruit crumble'
'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'
'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'