Pasta

Slang for copy-pasta. Usually used by someone who has been around long enough to wear out the term "copy-pasta". Pasta is usually employed by people who are not creative enough to think of their own material, but who would like to get the glory of posting something witty or funny.

The best god damn thing on this earth. Like, you can't fucking beat pasta man.

One of the most good, healthy, handy, inexpansive food ever.

Code name for a girl named Penelope

Ugandan intellectual who has a huge vegetable collection that are used as dildos.

The Americans want to bomb him.

Short for any character from any creepypasta, which is an Internet short horror story, really.

Sticks of wheat you put in hot water until they become soft, then serve with mashed up plant matter or butter with balls of animal flesh. Tasty!