Patierno

A small hobbit like human with oversized gentalia. Ball circumference equal to a coca cola can. Penis size averaging a household fire extinguisher. Patierno's have a keen sense of finding good girls and dating them. Later they find out that everyone of these girls is a pornstar. Patierno's are incredibly skilled in the art of longboarding. They are all around superhumans. When you meet one always thank them for their role in lord of the rings.