Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.