Patriotic Skin Cancer
The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)
Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.