Paula Deening

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.

The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.

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The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".

When you take a dish and add, butter, sour cream, sugar, cheese, or cream of chicken soup.

The act of making something look good. Refers to the food network chef, that applies massive amounts of butter to every dish.

Can also mean the suggestion that a female is attractive enough to butter up and "eat out".

an alcoholic drink that is one part whiskey and two parts melted butter.

To have your named smeared by the media when you tell the truth about a past deed, when you should have said i dont remember.

Hey Y'all! Paula here wishing you best dishes from mah kitchen duh'yers. Dudnit sound luuhhhhhhhvley? Paula can commonly be found in her kitchen where she is waiting to persuade her family into having heart attacks. Paula loves making bacon burgers with doughnots instead of buns. She also loves budder. Lots and lots o' budder. When you hear any vocabulary like "Duh'Yers, Y'all, and Dudnit" assume that Paula is near. She enjoys making one of a kind exotic faces when shes having a mild stroke, due to her fried foods. Her favorite son will sure be around when she makes her best dishes. The other son is yet to be seen. Paula's other show "Paula's Party" is just her talking about her "wide figure" to a group of redneck audience.