Pedo's Excuse
Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"
"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"
"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"
"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"
"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"
"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"