Pedrostiniarinoumious X

A disease that causes you to go full on Pedro
This disease has been founded in a Brazilian scientific lab and has been spreading terror across the entire continent of South America
The number of infected human beings is currently small nor is it deadly and the disease is currently only spreading throughout South America but you should still be afraid of it
The infected countries are:
Brazil
Argentina
Uruguay
Paraguay
How do I know if someone has Pedrostiniarinoumious X you ask?
Well it's simple, Pedrostiniarinoumious X will at first cause severe headaches and after a couple of days will take control of the affected body so the affected human being will act like your regular Pedro from your local Walmart
If you see a human being acting like a Pedro but not being called Pedro immediately contact this number
+1-202-666-01△7*
This disease can be cured in many ways but some of those ways will take longer than others
The fastest possible way to cure this disease has been explained on YouTube under the following link:
https ://ww w.you tube.c om /watch?v= dQw4w9WgXcQ (We had to include spaces because we are not allowed to have links here but this is for your own good)
We hope you stay healthy and if you are suffering from any diseases make sure to visit your local doctor