Pehtonism
Pehtonism is the way of life taken by those who are in dire need of saving. by believing in time-management, converting to the almighty Bruce Wayne, and having a diet of only Mac and Cheese with ground-croutons and bacon bits.
Person 1: "I'm thinking of joining Pehtonism."
Person 2: "A wise choice, indeed."
Person 2: "A wise choice, indeed."